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Exactly. And she's not knocked up.

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Porch?

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Why not? She wanted to be a welfare raccoon and it has paid off handsomely.

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Interesting points...but I prefer my crazy to be fresh killed.

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Bartles & Shames

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and look how well that turned out in 'tis pity she's a whore', 'fool for love' and alabama.

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this is pathetic even for people magazine.

we can't come close to the UK for riots OR scandal rags.

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Not me. I like it.

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It works. Just not the way they would like it to.

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Mercede, who reportedly has had a boob job, is criticizing Bristol for having plastic surgery?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_IZbDAdHDD4" target="_blank">Heaven is for Easy Girls</a>

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Fuck you John McCain for bringing this spawn of a family into the lower 48.

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I am nigh on sick to death of the shrill, artless, moronic, go nowhere do-nothing fame whores polluting our collective unconscious.

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Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but....

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When I was a teenager, I too spent months trying to conceive. But apparently the phrase "it takes two to tango" is rooted in a certain reality.

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