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102415's avatar

Exactly. And she's not knocked up.

102415's avatar

Why not? She wanted to be a welfare raccoon and it has paid off handsomely.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Interesting points...but I prefer my crazy to be fresh killed.

fuflans's avatar

and look how well that turned out in 'tis pity she's a whore', 'fool for love' and alabama.

fuflans's avatar

this is pathetic even for people magazine.

we can't come close to the UK for riots OR scandal rags.

102415's avatar

It works. Just not the way they would like it to.

PubOption's avatar

Mercede, who reportedly has had a boob job, is criticizing Bristol for having plastic surgery?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_IZbDAdHDD4" target="_blank">Heaven is for Easy Girls</a>

Fartknocker's avatar

Fuck you John McCain for bringing this spawn of a family into the lower 48.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I am nigh on sick to death of the shrill, artless, moronic, go nowhere do-nothing fame whores polluting our collective unconscious.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but....

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When I was a teenager, I too spent months trying to conceive. But apparently the phrase "it takes two to tango" is rooted in a certain reality.