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Antifa Commander's avatar

much alcohol

"Ossisisfer, I didn't haf ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ถ๐˜ถ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฉ alcohol..."

Stuart's avatar

"We will, we will rock you!"

Your headline was echoing around in my brain until I finally placed it. Clever!

larry gassan's avatar

I'm guessing "throat yogurt" will appear in the next episode?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Wait until the upcoming fake assassination attempt she reports to the police. Including spray painted threats.

larry gassan's avatar

Plus polite chalk drawings on the sidewalk

VwllssWndr's avatar

So, typical Republican, in other words.

tim gueguen's avatar

So, how many people voted for her because they mistook her for Nancy Grace?

larry gassan's avatar

Blinded by Science of High-Beams there

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

See, these people always test the limits of my empathy. On one hand, she's clearly unwell and needs someone to intervene. On the other hand, she's also done/said plenty of horrible shit that mental illness doesn't excuse. I don't want to discount when someone says they've been sexually assaulted, but she's also done the opposite of everything you should do when that happens.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Isn't it also kind of unprofessional or tacky to use a House session to work out a personal grievance against an ex? The treatment she spoke about was awful but she should pursue that on her own time. The Speech and Debate Clause wasn't meant to be used like that.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Being so horrific to all kinds, including Sarah McBride, means Nancy Mace is getting to reap something she sowed along the way to infamy and fortune. These days I choose to be entertained by a little justice boomerang action headed her way. She's very proud of her toughness, so she needs no pity from me.

Davis's avatar

Larry Klayman! I really did laugh out loud!

verne's avatar

i think he had his license yanked...parking garage legal whizzer alina or lindsay ''what am i supposed to say again?" have availability to represent the panty police.

she deserves all that is coming to her and then some.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

So the AI fake check photo has Bryant apparently being fellated by a mini-Moai and the check has gibberish text?

I can imagine a drunk Nancy yelling at ChatGPT and saying "FUCK IT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The kind of person the movie Election is parodying.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Tracy Flick was more sympathetic.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I like to read "House Ethics Committee" as "House Eldritch Committee" these days.

VwllssWndr's avatar

It wouldn't be out of character for them to summon an elder god.

"M"'s avatar

As long as Republicans are in charge, that's what it should be

Bagels of Doom's avatar

They're like Lovecraft, especially the racist bits.

larry gassan's avatar

ad Cthulhu is sore-displeased at these mooks.

SkeptiKC's avatar

What a thoroughly unpleasant woman.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

So, of course she had to go into politics.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Marcie! Fantastic article, and even better subtitle, my friend. The meter was perfect, too! Well done, you.