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I love that y'all think the refuge in pedantry is actually a good argument.

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I think really the wet dream was that of the gun humpers- convinced that Obama was coming for their guns and that they were the last line of defence against tyranny.

The bizarre masturbatory fantasies about gun confiscation only ever come from the gun nuts themselves.

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So where do you stand on greenhouse gasses, since you're so passionate about noise pollution?

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Hey, nobody loves hoplites more than me. The big tragedy of modern civilization, IMHO, is that we've completely eliminated all hoplites.

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My Immodium isn't working. Maybe I should try some Ducolax.

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Hoplophobia isn’t a real thing.

I own a dozen hoplons and about eight sarissa.

What do you own?

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Why are you replying to four month old comments?

Are you slow?

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Still waiting for President Obama to take all of my guns.

And I own many, many more than you do.

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PHALANX LIBELZ!!!

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There are legitimate arguments in favor of removing suppressors from the NFA.

That is not one of them, dumbass.

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Truthfully, suppressors aren’t that quiet. Most of them only cut the report down to about 100dB.

But they do make it more difficult to locate the gunshot.

(I own about ten. Inherited them.)

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