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theblackdog's avatar

(like a lovesick abortion!)How it made me cry

rtpoeman's avatar

And how do you expect to get a DACA deal passed when the government's shut down?

OutOfOrbit's avatar

Solar generated steam!

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Well, I think technically when they "shutdown the government", congress is still in session. You can bet their paychecks are a higher priority than the military.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Thank you I think I'll stick to my city neighborhood where, if you hear gunfire - its probably gunfire.

HarpyLibtart's avatar

I think you're right, he's long in the torso already...He looks like he's going to be a a smiley one too, your lil cousin is one handsome bebe, :)

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That deal with Satan just keeps on giving. (If I actually believed in woo I would say the devil didn't want him either.)

Amy!'s avatar

Why do you think he's running?

Zyxomma's avatar

This getting-old white woman has never voted for a Republican and never will.

Zyxomma's avatar

He's SO adorable. Awwww.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and you better not try to hurt her.

Lancelot Link's avatar

Oh, they have an old white guy with no government experience who wants to primary Pelosi, because Bernie.

Calton's avatar

There’s a BernieBro idiot (I know, redundant) whom I work with called what she did “virtue signaling with heels” because she can’t guarantee Ryan will listen. This dipshit is too dumb to recognize how he’s parroting right-wing phrases, but thankfully he’s Australian so perfectly irrelevant.