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kimothyanne's avatar

Can he get Quaaludes or does he have a stockpile from the 80's?

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Martin Chambers's avatar

As it looked to me Nancy offered her hand the first time as Preznit dump offered her the document, as you do when receiving an honour, diploma or such with hand underneath the offered document before taking it into your hand, Dump refused and pulled back his hand, Pelosi not wanting dump to be embarrassed in case he didn't notice the offered hand shake, raised her hand, looking him in the face with a smile offered a full and energetic hand shake only to be snubbed openly, she looked hurt and embarrassed IMHO.

Shel

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

His handlers had to tranq him with the elephant gun, again.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Russian bots and magats.

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pkibble's avatar

The text of Trump's speech could be put to other uses Madame Speaker is too polite to mention. I'm thinking of a classic sick burn the composer Max Reger made to a critic: "I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. Your review is before me. In a minute it will be behind me." Substitute "speech" for "review" and you've repurposed the Mad King's luded-out slo-mo sub-Tourette's word salad into something almost useful.

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space cadet valedictorian's avatar

“Pelosi Rick-Rolled The Motherfucker.”When I read that line I laughed for the first time in a week.Thanks, Stephen.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen.

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Fedmahn Kassad's avatar

Nyet comenty, comrade. Now to get from interweb, Пожалуйста!

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ilyas252's avatar

the gloves may be off, thank gawd...

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ilyas252's avatar

george bernard shaw reputedly said it too..

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

You're 50% right, as Jennifer notes.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Aye, lass. That he does.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Quantum probability collapse is a bitch.

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