Nancy Pelosi Wishes John Boehner A Socialist U.S. American Birthday
Weeper of the House John Boehner turns 65 years drunk today, so of course we all want to wish him the most heartfelt and sincere happy birthday, just like the once-and-future Speaker Pelosi did.
To honor this momentous occasion, let us all raise a shotglass of bourbon in his honor. Pour it out or knock it back -- your choice.
Do tanning booths give senior discounts?
I'm gonna need to knock it back . . . and keep 'em coming! I'm training for brunch with Sister Peggy Noonan of Our Lady of the Mimosa Tanker.