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Best. Recipe. EVAR.

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"Making Monkey Bread" was Nancy's code term for "fucking Frank Sinatra."

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I have never had monkey bread. Ever. But if I ever decided to make it, I'd save it for New Year's Eve because REAL desserts are served on REAL HOLIDAYS.

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Just say no - to Republicans.

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At what step do I add the LSD?

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Or BJs in general, so it is rumored...

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That's why the lady is a tramp!

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Yer supposed to dip the dough balls in cinnamon sugar before putting them in the pan.

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OMG LMAO!!!11!!!

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Yup. That's how she wound up with Ronnie, or so the story goes. It was his turn to ride the Nancy BJ bike.

I always laughed at her pretending to be so prim and proper, the old dick-licking hypocrite.

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just say no.

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Monkey bread's nice. It's basically a sticky coffee cake where you tear off the ball-chunks (which are not really attached to each other). Sure beats that Rush Limbaugh abomination only Shud the Blobfish Mermaid would enjoy.

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Let dough rise in mold is a euphemism for the blowjob phase of this exercise?

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I hate Raygun with the heat of thousand suns...but now Fuckface 45 is way out in front with the hatred of a million suns.

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