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susan_g's avatar

"Making Monkey Bread" was Nancy's code term for "fucking Frank Sinatra."

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I have never had monkey bread. Ever. But if I ever decided to make it, I'd save it for New Year's Eve because REAL desserts are served on REAL HOLIDAYS.

RepubAnon's avatar

Just say no - to Republicans.

Cock Blockula's avatar

Or BJs in general, so it is rumored...

RobNYC's avatar

That's why the lady is a tramp!

Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Yer supposed to dip the dough balls in cinnamon sugar before putting them in the pan.

Funsupersized's avatar

Yup. That's how she wound up with Ronnie, or so the story goes. It was his turn to ride the Nancy BJ bike.

I always laughed at her pretending to be so prim and proper, the old dick-licking hypocrite.

julebud's avatar

Monkey bread's nice. It's basically a sticky coffee cake where you tear off the ball-chunks (which are not really attached to each other). Sure beats that Rush Limbaugh abomination only Shud the Blobfish Mermaid would enjoy.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Let dough rise in mold is a euphemism for the blowjob phase of this exercise?

RogationDays's avatar

I hate Raygun with the heat of thousand suns...but now Fuckface 45 is way out in front with the hatred of a million suns.