We told you yesterday about the (currently unlinkable!) terrible, horrible things RINO New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said about His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney. (Namely, he told him to eat a dick, and had "no interest" in hosting him for a natural disaster photo op. Then he ate the dick of Barack Nobummer a bunch for not being terrible at hurricanes.) But what horrible thing has he done now? He has
Truly. Today, we are all North-East Librul Elites.
Don't forget, for a while!
I think he cancelled Halloween because somehow, all the stores ran out of candy right around the time he was out checking on all the damage.
Oh my god. You are back!
Could you tell, from my Facebook comments, that I really really missed you?
I just can't get through my workday without my Wonkette. I may not always comment, but I always lurk.
Isn't that what people like? Silent Lurkers watching their every move?
That was a bit of a problem. I had to find some work to do, to fill in the time.
Jeebus Hussein Christ, slow down the posting! Some of my best work is lost to posterity.
You mean second second, right? Or what we science people call third?
You came back to me!
I heard Jabba fell off the diet wagon, and is now Jabba the Village...
If you comment in the woods, and nobody is around to read it, is it still snarky and witty?
And people think we're goofing off...
Chis Christie should ask Charlie Crist how posing with Obama improves your electability.
No. she came back to me.
What? No eggplant?
Same here. It has been a terrifying Halloween so far!
BOO!