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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nessus?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Homeworld of the Nibblonians?

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Off doing SCIENCE, bitchez!

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I used to ignore the school bus when it stopped near my house. I would saunter out 30 minutes later and walk the 2 miles* to school on my own, and consistently beat the bus by 10 minutes.

*No heroics involved; it was an easy walk. If it had been at all hard I wouldn't have done it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Living in his own little galaxy of derp.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In space no one can hear your excuses. ("It was shrinkage I tell you, <i>shrinkage!</i>")

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I ran into a Galaxy with my Comet once.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Depends on where you put the tape measure and whether you allow stretching...

Wait, what were we talking about again?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I hear them called that on occasion around here too, and I'm on the other side of the continent.

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artem1s's avatar

damn, I want that guy...to um, give me a guided tour of London.

I'll be in my bunk.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You do have to wonder if, maybe, that galaxy used to be a lot bigger than it is now. (Gives side-eye to supermassive black hole.)

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Wow! Life in the M60-UCD1 dwarf galaxy sure sounds different, and way busier. Probably took that galaxy's God nine, or maybe even ten days to get all of that built.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Palin has products? I thought the only thing she produced was the stupid.

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Mahousu's avatar

That subway racer is no big deal. There have been many weekends when I could beat the Red Line in D.C. simply by walking.

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PubOption's avatar

The RNC is using the same attack in Illinois as in New Hampshire: leadership means not voting with Democrats.

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PubOption's avatar

I hope its not calamari.

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