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The Texas capitol is empty 95% of the time ... they only get together every other year, to compare oil company payoffs and decide who's getting screwed for the next two years. (Heads, it's teachers, tails, it's Messicans.)

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They have to keep printing more and more copies, because Sarah keeps reading all of them, Katie.

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I am saying it here, right now...if the satellite of love takes out Rush AND his house, I will give up my current life and join a religious order devoting my life to service.

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By early Sunday morning God will indeed ask me to run and I will just have to think it over until I am more soberish. Meanwhile please paypal me some Amerios to show your support.

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Does Juana love her veggies as much as Kortney?

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Tricky! but you won't catch me anywhere near that assteriod. The gravity!

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Shit! I hate the fucking gubmint!

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In the sky!

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If it hits me, I should at least expect a state-paid funeral.

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SPACE JUNK!

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Stephen Hill? Is he changing his show from 'Hearts of Space' to 'Parts from Space'?

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It might have stayed in orbit, if it wasn't attached to an anvil.

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I'll pray if there is food.

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Evah! (banging head around)

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She wants those shoes I'll bet.

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It just means you are special to her. Me too I'm afraid. Nobody else pays that much attention to me. I love you too Miz Spankykins!

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