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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Texas capitol is empty 95% of the time ... they only get together every other year, to compare oil company payoffs and decide who's getting screwed for the next two years. (Heads, it's teachers, tails, it's Messicans.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They have to keep printing more and more copies, because Sarah keeps reading all of them, Katie.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I am saying it here, right now...if the satellite of love takes out Rush AND his house, I will give up my current life and join a religious order devoting my life to service.

102415's avatar

By early Sunday morning God will indeed ask me to run and I will just have to think it over until I am more soberish. Meanwhile please paypal me some Amerios to show your support.

The Quirk's avatar

Does Juana love her veggies as much as Kortney?

102415's avatar

Tricky! but you won't catch me anywhere near that assteriod. The gravity!

102415's avatar

Shit! I hate the fucking gubmint!

The Quirk's avatar

If it hits me, I should at least expect a state-paid funeral.

PubOption's avatar

Stephen Hill? Is he changing his show from 'Hearts of Space' to 'Parts from Space'?

PubOption's avatar

It might have stayed in orbit, if it wasn't attached to an anvil.

102415's avatar

I'll pray if there is food.

102415's avatar

Evah! (banging head around)

102415's avatar

She wants those shoes I'll bet.

102415's avatar

It just means you are special to her. Me too I'm afraid. Nobody else pays that much attention to me. I love you too Miz Spankykins!