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The Quirk's avatar

What, we don't use cannon fodder anymore?

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fuflans's avatar

<i>I'm sure that in about five minutes, a new story will come along to eviscerate my illusions,</i>

what you said.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

....right up until SCOTUS fucks up everyone's life.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You're kidding me, of course. Billy would be immediately classified 4FFS by any standing army in the world.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"You made me bleed my own blood" - Bill Kristol.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm all for using drones to open up some vacancies on the Court.

By, um, registering the drones to vote?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Nation Editor Katrina Vanden Heuvel Literally Defenestrates Bill Kristol</i>

Needs more literal interpretation of "literal".

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artem1s's avatar

Yeah, it took so much courage for President Bush, having already flushed hundreds of billions of dollars <strike>down the toilet</strike> into the hands of Halliburton and Sugar Bush, to throw a few more million at the various factions in Iraq to get them to stop killing each other just long enough for us to get our troops out of there.

FTFY, otherwise, spot on.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"President Bush made mistakes, he was punished for those mistakes electorally"

He was fucking re-elected, you jackass. It was the nation that got punished.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I do like how she shut him down when he tried to talk over her and mansplain.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

or in Prague near a high, open window.

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