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What, we don't use cannon fodder anymore?

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<i>I'm sure that in about five minutes, a new story will come along to eviscerate my illusions,</i>

what you said.

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....right up until SCOTUS fucks up everyone's life.

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You're kidding me, of course. Billy would be immediately classified 4FFS by any standing army in the world.

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"You made me bleed my own blood" - Bill Kristol.

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I'm all for using drones to open up some vacancies on the Court.

By, um, registering the drones to vote?

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<i>Nation Editor Katrina Vanden Heuvel Literally Defenestrates Bill Kristol</i>

Needs more literal interpretation of "literal".

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Yeah, it took so much courage for President Bush, having already flushed hundreds of billions of dollars <strike>down the toilet</strike> into the hands of Halliburton and Sugar Bush, to throw a few more million at the various factions in Iraq to get them to stop killing each other just long enough for us to get our troops out of there.

FTFY, otherwise, spot on.

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"President Bush made mistakes, he was punished for those mistakes electorally"

He was fucking re-elected, you jackass. It was the nation that got punished.

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I do like how she shut him down when he tried to talk over her and mansplain.

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or in Prague near a high, open window.

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