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schmannity's avatar

cookoos say what?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I doubt very much that he's at work.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All you really need is a shovel and a bucket.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Repukes ever do admit the reality of global warming, they'll probably portray the vast increase in violent storm damage as a jobs program: "See, it's a good thing for America!"

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yeah, actually, you weren't as apologetically scolding and despairing as usual. I'm a bit worried. What if ennui has set in?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I just got word that there are layoffs happening here and we have a department meeting tomorrow. It's interesting that at the last compnay wide meeting we had the CEO said we had planty of cash. Must be bonus time at the top.

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fuflans's avatar

um, helloooo abortion???? all those dead fetuses would have created all those jobs.

didn't someone running for president actually say this? so much winuttery, so few extant brain cells.

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fuflans's avatar

well now i don't feel so bad about not being employed full time.

thanks ken!

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chascates's avatar

And those new jobs aren't as well paid or have the benefits of the jobs that were lost. But we have FREEDUMS!!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ken, that post was not very funny at all.

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schmannity's avatar

How long until Westboro Baptist connects the dots between no jobs and the gays?

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