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Hell, if they're calling Mr. Tangerine Man handsome, then it probably was Ari Fleischer with his bald spot painted blonde.

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"Ooh baby, I just crymaxed"

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In her closet, find a blue dress with what appears to be cheeto stains

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I just think he has nice eyes. That's it.

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You know what they say… Once you go Omicron Persei 8 you never go back.

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Boehner Jams '97.

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didn't the national enquirer also call bristol a 'dancer'?

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Boehner can't control his boner.

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And you know this how??

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But who on Earth who want to hook up with John Boehner?

Tina Tropicana? Nicole Nicorette? Melanie Melanoma?

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