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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hell, if they're calling Mr. Tangerine Man handsome, then it probably was Ari Fleischer with his bald spot painted blonde.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Ooh baby, I just crymaxed"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In her closet, find a blue dress with what appears to be cheeto stains

Toryn March's avatar

I just think he has nice eyes. That's it.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You know what they say… Once you go Omicron Persei 8 you never go back.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Boehner Jams '97.

fuflans's avatar

didn't the national enquirer also call bristol a 'dancer'?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Boehner can't control his boner.

schmannity's avatar

But who on Earth who want to hook up with John Boehner?

Tina Tropicana? Nicole Nicorette? Melanie Melanoma?