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I'm not sure the daughter is the one who needs to be kept safe here.

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She could call it her "money maker". Or "Beatrice", which is also nice.

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Exactly! Where is that epidemic of oral sex the Repubicans said Bill Clinton started? I'm waiting... waiting ... waiting.....

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<i>According to the source, Willow began to panic when her period was a week late.</i>

Based on her facebook posts, we already knew she had trouble with punctuation...but this is ridiculous!

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Actually, I didn't write that Comment the way you read it - but it could be either of us.

All we hear about are the daughters having sex and The Gov'Nor all upset about it telling boys they can't go upstairs (but apparently they can hit a home run).

Meanwhile, where is the father figure - in this case, the actual parental unit? Does Todd supervise these kids at all? Is it all The Gov'Nor?

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don't know how the littlest one (pippette?) will turn out, but sarah definitely didn't pass on the looks to her two oldest daughters.

probably did it on purpose.

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Doesn't anyone do it in the butt anymore?? Sheesh!!

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I'm not reading this whole thread. Has anyone started suggesting names yet? If boy, I vote for Frigidaire Nike Palin, if girl, Kotex NASCAR Palin. Might as well make some advertising bucks off of the bastard.

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At the risk of asking the obvious, where's Todd?

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I am laughing laughing laughing...first at the current episode of At Home with the Palins, and then at all of these wonderful comments. Plus, I just made a sale. Scotch 2night!

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Assuming each of the Palin spawn have 5 kids and those 5 kids each have 5 kids...

Eventually Wasilla will be the world center of inbreeding, reality TV shows, and GOP think (fuck) tanks.

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Naturally elitists who live in houses-without-wheels look down on the free spirits who don't want to be tied down. Though technically the <strike>trailer</strike> manufactured home has to be literally tied down to keep the tornadoes from stealing them.

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yes, they are sold at the dollar tree near me. Don't know if they work; the cashiers say the high school kids buy them so there you go. I have always coughed up a little extra for the WalMart brand.

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Mama Grizzly is the kinda woman that would make us proud to have Silvio Berlusconi. as President.

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Christine O'Donnell really needs to have a talk with these kids.

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