National Hero Nate Silver Writing Lots Of Books For Lots Of $$$

Oh Nate Silver, how we long for your embrace! Spin us a tale of numbers and regressions, just like in the old days? Like that time you Internet-fought the Real Clear Politics guy when he wasn't accurately weighing reputable polls... yes... just yes . Whoa what's this, you're writing a book. Two books! WANT. NOW. Please include sexy nude numbers pix. The numbers 5 and 8, 69ing. We don't read for the words. [ NY Observer ]