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Lefty Mark's avatar

Legal representation courtesy of the firm of Soquit, Toomee, Baibe...

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Damnit," said the NJ editor, "Those school administers don't react to anything!"

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Sounds like a typical Saturday night at the local roadhouse down by the highway.

Shannon Morris's avatar

Oh yeah, it'll be a real hoot when these assholes get someone killed.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

You can trust Dr Zoom. He has degrees in journalotamy and journalology. With a concentration in truthism.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When I hear of a story like this, I think "that would outrageous ... if it's true". Then I give my self one minute to find the truth. (Thanks google!) Which makes me wonder why some of the hysterical wing nuts don't have a minute to spare to check this stuff themselves. WAIT! I figured it out: They <i>want</i> to believe in these stories, just like believing in the invisible man in the sky.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Today's? Howzabout the 3:30pm episode?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Can we get the people at National to do a report on this Ducky DieNasty fellow so all these dumb fucks will stop yelling free speech,Obama ,Bengazhi,Black Santa,something something for at least 5 damn minutes

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Fortunately it's legal to shoot people for religious nonconformity now. You have to move to Afghanistan, parts of Pakistan, Yemen or Somalia*, but it's legal. _____________________________________ * You're not required to give a reason for shooting someone in Somalia because it's a libertarian paradise.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well libruls are NAZIS+++ so no.

Jared James's avatar

When you get so used to believing the lies, even <i>wishing the lies were true</i>, I don't suppose much if any bullshit filter remains.

And what remains, is never, ever to be used.

Incoming Ham's avatar

"Wishing the lies were true". Spot on.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And being charged for it!

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I also read about this on the internet.