Our satirical pals at the National Report, whose idea of satire is to write up fake news stories that contain few hints as to their fakeness -- because satire does not have to be "funny" -- have achieved another epic bit of trolling. About a week ago, they ran a
When I hear of a story like this, I think &quot;that would outrageous ... if it&#039;s true&quot;. Then I give my self one minute to find the truth. (Thanks google!) Which makes me wonder why some of the hysterical wing nuts don&#039;t have a minute to spare to check this stuff themselves. WAIT! I figured it out: They <i>want</i> to believe in these stories, just like believing in the invisible man in the sky.
Can we get the people at National to do a report on this Ducky DieNasty fellow so all these dumb fucks will stop yelling free speech,Obama ,Bengazhi,Black Santa,something something for at least 5 damn minutes
Fortunately it&#039;s legal to shoot people for religious nonconformity now. You have to move to Afghanistan, parts of Pakistan, Yemen or Somalia*, but it&#039;s legal. _____________________________________ * You&#039;re not required to give a reason for shooting someone in Somalia because it&#039;s a libertarian paradise.
When you get so used to believing the lies, even <i>wishing the lies were true</i>, I don&#039;t suppose much if any bullshit filter remains.
'National Report' Writes Fake War-On-Christmas Story, Hilarious Real Threats Phoned In To Real School
Legal representation courtesy of the firm of Soquit, Toomee, Baibe...
&quot;Damnit,&quot; said the NJ editor, &quot;Those school administers don&#039;t react to anything!&quot;
Sounds like a typical Saturday night at the local roadhouse down by the highway.
Oh yeah, it'll be a real hoot when these assholes get someone killed.
You can trust Dr Zoom. He has degrees in journalotamy and journalology. With a concentration in truthism.
When I hear of a story like this, I think &quot;that would outrageous ... if it&#039;s true&quot;. Then I give my self one minute to find the truth. (Thanks google!) Which makes me wonder why some of the hysterical wing nuts don&#039;t have a minute to spare to check this stuff themselves. WAIT! I figured it out: They <i>want</i> to believe in these stories, just like believing in the invisible man in the sky.
Today&#039;s? Howzabout the 3:30pm episode?
Can we get the people at National to do a report on this Ducky DieNasty fellow so all these dumb fucks will stop yelling free speech,Obama ,Bengazhi,Black Santa,something something for at least 5 damn minutes
Fortunately it&#039;s legal to shoot people for religious nonconformity now. You have to move to Afghanistan, parts of Pakistan, Yemen or Somalia*, but it&#039;s legal. _____________________________________ * You&#039;re not required to give a reason for shooting someone in Somalia because it&#039;s a libertarian paradise.
Well libruls are NAZIS+++ so no.
When you get so used to believing the lies, even <i>wishing the lies were true</i>, I don&#039;t suppose much if any bullshit filter remains.
And what remains, is never, ever to be used.
&quot;Wishing the lies were true&quot;. Spot on.
Is our wingnuts learning?
Peter the Great ?
And being charged for it!
I also read about this on the internet.