If you were concerned that hack plagiarist Benny Johnson, Buzzfeed's former viral politics editor and laughing stock of the internet -- which he loves : ) -- would disappear into oblivion and fade from our memories, pinch your collective selves and quit your daydreaming because it turns out that there is still one cockroach-infested corner of the internet that thinks Benny would make a fine addition to its staff, and it is National Review!
"Deeply original" is like "relatively unique."
The Pulitzer selection committee has <i>NR</i> on its do-not-call list, one imagines.
WTF?
The Truth Shall Make You Fred.
I&#039;m just going to wait until somebody writes a funny comment, and then copy and paste it.
How?
Just to complete the sequence: &quot;We should care about this / This is newsworthy / The public should be informed about this because?&quot;
Ich bin ein Berliner Plagiator.
Help! My right hand keeps molesting me!
ISWYDT, I think.
&quot;All the print that&#039;s fit to snark.&quot;
The Bibble was an open source project.
&quot;The dog ate my source citations and proper attribution!&quot;
<i>a new position</i>
What position would that be? Ankles behind your ears?
ISWYTD.
Who?