Today's Keep Fucking That Chicken Award for a newscaster making a total boner live on the air goes to genial lunkhead Thomas Roberts of MSNBC. This morning while talking about Anthony Weiner's penis with a panel of generic-looking white people (we believe their names are "Yes," "Hell Yes," and "Not Even in College While Drunk") Roberts played a clip of Weiner's online paramour Sydney Leathers telling her story to Howard Stern and then said, "This chick is so batshit," leading to much gasping and giggling and probably some high-fives from all his bros over bottles of Budweiser Black Crown at some SoHo cigar bar after the show. Tune in tomorrow when Roberts will have his foot permanently sewn into his mouth, live, without anesthetic.
No game scheduled for July 32nd, but there&#039;s one <a href="http:\/\/www.milb.com\/schedule\/index.jsp\?sid=t3410&amp\;m=08&amp\;y=2013" target="_blank"> August 1st</a>.
You can&#039;t have minor league sports without promotional bullshit!
Well personally I wouldn&#039;t recommend boning any[thing]body while one is encased in a corset - not enough maneuverability if you asked me. But while boning a whale? <i>Inconceivable</i>.
I&#039;m hoping they&#039;ll be handing out Rolexes at the gate, but I&#039;m afraid it&#039;s just going to be Star Scientific dietary supplements.
Meh. They&#039;ve been saying &quot;shit&quot;, &quot;batshit&quot;, &quot;asshole&quot;, &quot;asshat&quot; and various and sundry other cuss words on cable channels for several years now. I believe I heard the &quot;s&quot; word about 3 times on <i>Suits</i> and a rerun of <i>Graceland</i> last night. The funny part is the actor says the actual word, but the closed captioning reads sh**.
And that is also the premise for Sydney Leathers&#039; porn premiere that they mention in the video. Which is a perfect career move for her, she doesn&#039;t even need a pseudonym.
Scandals just make Anthony more endowed. It&#039;s like &quot;The Picture of Dorian Grey&quot; but with dicks.
especially his career
No game scheduled for July 32nd, but there&#039;s one <a href="http:\/\/www.milb.com\/schedule\/index.jsp\?sid=t3410&amp\;m=08&amp\;y=2013" target="_blank"> August 1st</a>.
You can&#039;t have minor league sports without promotional bullshit!
Well personally I wouldn&#039;t recommend boning any[thing]body while one is encased in a corset - not enough maneuverability if you asked me. But while boning a whale? <i>Inconceivable</i>.
Fuck it - not chasing my weak-assed attempt at snark any further.
But did you notice a couple of your S&#039;s came to work seriously hung over today?
Wait. ..her name is WHAT? Howard Stern asked her if she&#039;d ever do porn...how is she not already done one with that name???
I&#039;m hoping they&#039;ll be handing out Rolexes at the gate, but I&#039;m afraid it&#039;s just going to be Star Scientific dietary supplements.
grifting, most likely
&quot;Dat bitch crayzeee!&quot;
[High fives] [Bare chest bumps] [Fake gang signs] [Beer belches]
Maybe not then, but it is now.
Meh. They&#039;ve been saying &quot;shit&quot;, &quot;batshit&quot;, &quot;asshole&quot;, &quot;asshat&quot; and various and sundry other cuss words on cable channels for several years now. I believe I heard the &quot;s&quot; word about 3 times on <i>Suits</i> and a rerun of <i>Graceland</i> last night. The funny part is the actor says the actual word, but the closed captioning reads sh**.
Go figure.
Tomorrow night. Tonight, they&#039;re having a pig roast.
Go Nutz!
I thought that was Mika&#039;s job
And that is also the premise for Sydney Leathers&#039; porn premiere that they mention in the video. Which is a perfect career move for her, she doesn&#039;t even need a pseudonym.
pics or GTFO!
It&#039;s very <i>danger</i>ous
(see what I did there?)