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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Scandals just make Anthony more endowed. It's like "The Picture of Dorian Grey" but with dicks.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

No game scheduled for July 32nd, but there's one <a href="http:\/\/www.milb.com\/schedule\/index.jsp\?sid=t3410&amp\;m=08&amp\;y=2013" target="_blank"> August 1st</a>.

You can't have minor league sports without promotional bullshit!

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Well personally I wouldn't recommend boning any[thing]body while one is encased in a corset - not enough maneuverability if you asked me. But while boning a whale? <i>Inconceivable</i>.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Fuck it - not chasing my weak-assed attempt at snark any further.

But did you notice a couple of your S's came to work seriously hung over today?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait. ..her name is WHAT? Howard Stern asked her if she'd ever do porn...how is she not already done one with that name???

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I'm hoping they'll be handing out Rolexes at the gate, but I'm afraid it's just going to be Star Scientific dietary supplements.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Dat bitch crayzeee!"

[High fives] [Bare chest bumps] [Fake gang signs] [Beer belches]

Lefty Mark's avatar

Maybe not then, but it is now.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Meh. They've been saying "shit", "batshit", "asshole", "asshat" and various and sundry other cuss words on cable channels for several years now. I believe I heard the "s" word about 3 times on <i>Suits</i> and a rerun of <i>Graceland</i> last night. The funny part is the actor says the actual word, but the closed captioning reads sh**.

Go figure.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Tomorrow night. Tonight, they're having a pig roast.

Go Nutz!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought that was Mika's job

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

And that is also the premise for Sydney Leathers' porn premiere that they mention in the video. Which is a perfect career move for her, she doesn't even need a pseudonym.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It's very <i>danger</i>ous

(see what I did there?)