Kids today: what's the matter with them? According to the Navy, they are actuallyaliens. Danger Room found a Navy recruiting powerpoint presentation and apparently these nutty "millennials" have crazy ideas about not joining the Navy. Why? Because they are "coddled" and "narcissistic praise junkies," of course! Oh, and because of Iraq. Also did you know they have complicated text messaging codes? And if you want to convince them to sign their life away to Uncle Sam, you'll need to crack that code.