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M. Alex Chambers's avatar

The Ides of March approaches

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Synical's avatar

I can't help but point out that all the talk equating Musk to be the president and Trump the second in chief have it quite wrong.

The "real" pres is project 2025 and it's archetitects.

They are the ones that had, by their own public releases hundreds of executive orders ready to go on day one. They I suspect are literally having Trump rubber stamp his sharpie signature on all of them, and I highly doubt he reads most of them, or even understands beyond a rudimentary notion most (if anything) he signs beyond the things he cares about.

Musk was served up to feed his supporters by Trump, thou it is clear that that Donald is not the alpha in charge in that weird dynamic.

Project 2025 is using their easily manipulated POTUS to change the levers of power to ensure republican control of government for the foreseeable future. They don't want a king, they just want total control of the US political engine; the wrench in that plan would be the sycophants in congress trying to install a 3rd Trump term thereby officially breaking the constitution forever for even the most willfully ignorant.

Neither option is really acceptable.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Can the come back of the Rotzbremse mustache be far off?

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

"Anyway, there were banners portraying Trump as a Caesar, but without the creamy dressing."

Which Caesar, Caligula?

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kmblue187's avatar

I see Bannon is still wearing three shirts. What's up with that?

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motmelere's avatar

I have to comment on the lead pic again! If that guy was our only hope for humanities' survival, we need a pillow to put us out of our misery.

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motmelere's avatar

Jack should stay away from the sun for a while; he's looking a bit too brown for that swing.

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Denise Syrett's avatar

Gazoinked is such a perfect word to describe Musk’s behavior. Thank you for your funny and accurate writing.

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Karen Hoyt's avatar

Speaking of puke buckets, can we all agree to never allow the words *Trump* and *creamy dressing* to appear in the same sentence -- or maybe even paragraph -- again? Thankies!

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

A really missed opportunity for the hand of God to help Elon Musk cut himself fatally with a chainsaw while dressed like a complete wanker.

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What A Debacle's avatar

Needz moar katameen!

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

I look a lot younger than Bannon. I am 76.

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Brigid Sherman's avatar

Re Ogles' cemetery: It wasn't a children's cemetery. It was a fetus cemetery.

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T L Mills's avatar

🤢🤮🤮🤮

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AlbertCamus's avatar

And they were so damn proud when they got to drink their Bud Light in Michelob Ultra bottles.

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Debra Dassow's avatar

Is it too soon to call them DOGE-bags? or as Wonkette would say DOGE-noodles?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I just call them DODGY.

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