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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

Funny what happens when your ONLY ideology becomes fear and hatred of "The Other"...it's almost like basic societal norms and standards go right out the window

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Hello_who_dis's avatar

Ugh, no wonder Trump likes him. Shit begets shit.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

It is grift allllll the way down.

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Mark Crummett's avatar

“ I’ve been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out?”

That’s not the flex you think it is.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Came down here mid-article to post about the same quote. THAT IS THE HELP, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE (Nelson, not you, and apologies for the caps.)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Fucking grifters.

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Doctor Robert's avatar

Uncle Duke would be proud. That's the Doonesbury character, not David.

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human being's avatar

For every Black republican who’s corruption is outed, you gotta think there’s 500 more dirty White republicans still scuttling free

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Balanced Nutrition, Inc. is a non-profit that never made a profit, so what's the big deal?

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Darth Trad's avatar

Dok. That link in paragraph 3 is severely borked. Thought you might want to know.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Redemption for me,

Fuck you.

That's it, that's the pome.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I really like the Clearance Thomas version:

Affirmative action got me where I am today, but no one fully accepts that I should be here because they assume I'm only here because of affirmative action, and that's all affirmative action's fault. Get rid of it.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

So, he’ll win, right?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Mark Robinson hates people like Mark Robinson. If you support Mark Robinson, make sure Mark Robinson never gets elected.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

What he said!

I think.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

friggin rat bastards!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Rethuglcians are utterly corrupt in every way you can imagine.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And once they get a toe in, watch out because they completely entrench themselves.

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SethTriggs's avatar

North Carolinans you know what you need to do this fall. Give this hateful hypocritical grifter bigot a shellacking he won't forget. There must be some consequences for this level of quisling fuckery.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

White bigots do like a good Black Redemptive Arc, especially one with heavy emphasis on adherence to conservative values as the cause, but enough to let one of them run the whole show?

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Josh Stein is leading Robinson by 10 points, thank goodness, although this is NC and who knows.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Forced to decide between a Jew and a Black, whole congressional districts of Republican heads could explode.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

You gotta wonder how they’ll handle it.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

I haven't had the heart to look at local polling because my brain can only take so much. This is nice to hear, though.

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