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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Some say Jesus makes the electrons go. Who can say? We just have to teach all the theories, in the interest of being fair and balanced.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think Republiklan does nicely for the current crop of right-wing cretins.

bobbert's avatar

Nah, that's the explanation for heat.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Ahem... <b>Democrat</b> Bear

Chris Grrr's avatar

"And, ladies and gentlemen, it is 100 years of government education that led us to the point that a man like me could be listened to by adults and not laughed right out of the building."

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Agree completely.

If acting irritated once in a while is the price we have to pay for this reliable self-flagging term, bring it on.

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X is a liberal letter. It looks kinda like "crossed swords".

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Wait, he wasn't talking about musicians?

/musician here

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Started to reply with "Any poltroon can get one, etc." - but the truth is that some of us experience a feeling known as Shame, and we can't do what it takes to manipulate others who also lack it.

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Not enough upfists in the world. Wow. Huzzah.

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Soupy Sales tried that same defense, I read, after he urged the kiddies to go take those green pieces of paper out of Dad's wallet and Mom's purse and mail 'em in.

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So the Reformation gets off scott-free again. Nice.