A new Pew Research poll shows that just less than half (46%) of Americans still stare off into space like drugged goats when asked to name even one, just one, awful Republican candidate for President, hooray! Despite the combined record-level 104 hours Americans
But Americans will know the eventual candidate is for family values, American exceptionalism, and unrestrained free enterprise.
And we know that candidate will be for less oversight and less taxation for polluting companies and more restriction and more taxation for everyone else.
And you can't convince believers of the first of the truth of the second.
The one "candidate" they could name was Sarah Palin, and they remembered Duh Guv'Nor's name because they can't stand her.
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What a coincidence! My penis got bigger and I wasn't even thinking about p-ness.
AFLAC! AFLAC!
The haircutting attacks are allegedly by an Amish splinter group led by Sam Mullet.
No, I am not making this up.
You betcha!
A national Meg Whitman.
I keep hearing things about that somewhere.
But Americans will know the eventual candidate is for family values, American exceptionalism, and unrestrained free enterprise.
And we know that candidate will be for less oversight and less taxation for polluting companies and more restriction and more taxation for everyone else.
And you can't convince believers of the first of the truth of the second.
That's not quite how I.Q.s work, but I see your point.
To be fair, not everyone is as masochistic as we are.
The Founders didn't count on Dancing With the Stars or CSI usurping the democratic ideal of enlightened citizenry.
All of them, Katie.
Does this count the tweakers who get methed out and are convinced they can move things with their mind?
'Cause that would explain a lot.
Bob Dole (51%)
Who? I thought his name was Bobdole.
Or, as Off-the-Mark Levin calls him, Christie Kreme.
The one "candidate" they could name was Sarah Palin, and they remembered Duh Guv'Nor's name because they can't stand her.