Need Help Losing Weight? Just Watch This Video Of Donald Trump's Denture Mouth

Sure sure, "President" Donald Trump was just casually lighting the Middle East on fire today when he announced he's now recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital, and would move the US embassy from Tel Aviv (a "united" Jerusalem forecloses the possibility of Palestinian "East Jerusalem" or shared sovereignty of the city, which is holy to all three Abrahamic religions). It's serious, and Palestinians are calling for "days of rage."

($5F wrote it up proper for you last week, because she actually understands "Israel" and whatnot, you go here and read it.)

But let's take a moment to appreciate, or the opposite of that, this disgusting video of Donald Trump's dentures trying to escape his mouth.

??Sooo this is interesting. Trump’s dentures are trying to escape his mouth as this speech is ending. Join the club dentures! Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/QqYv7whxDF 

— Melania's Sausages (@KeepMyPowerOrg) December 6, 2017 

Now imagine him popping a Tic-Tac and coming at you.

The end.