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Or Rush Limbaugh?

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I was feeling all normal until the spinning around and around started.

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Still wouldn't.

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Like a record, baby.

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Cliff Kincaid? Is that Chet's evil twin?

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<i>another sign of the channel’s left-ward drift and decline</i>

And yet, all available evidence indicates otherwise.

I wish I could be paid to write for a bunch of dumb-as-dirt phobes who don’t have the brains to challenge me when I write FAIL. Seems like a pretty sweet gig.

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Some of us can fuck people without raping. Try it.

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There are rumors Cole might have been gay. He grew up in Peru, Indiana, though, so it's hard to imagine. Must've happened @ Hahvahd.

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Maddow vs Kelly vs Morgan. Which lesbian will dominate at 9pm (EST)?

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Giving one for the team.

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If only you could fuck people into being sane...

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That pic of Megyn is at least five years old. Just sayin'.

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