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Bill O'Reilly?

Oh, I thought you said "massaging."

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Oh c'mon. The GOP gave the ladies those beefcake pictures of Paul-90 X Ryan. That's not enough?

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Hahaha,

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I was expecting an Edward Gorey cartoon.

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It's hard to try to paint Democrats as the <i>real</i> oppressors of women if the only thing you can offer them is unbending intrusion into the personal biology.

The party of small government until it comes to womens reproduction.

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To be fair, they also think Latinos y Latinas are estupido and will respond to a little pandering

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The Whigs, CP-USA and Anarcho-Syndicalists concur with your comment.

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I would believe that Phyllis Schlafly reads the Ladies Home Journal.

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Seems hard to believe now, but <i>Playboy</i> used to publish fiction by Updike and Bellow, thoughtful interviews with intellectuals and artists, and pictures of girls with pubic hair.

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Are you telling me that <i>Hustler</i> and <i>Playboy</i> aren't women's magazines?

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"Buying women's web sites"? Does that include mommy blogs? Does that include .... WONKETTE???!?!??

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Demosthenes?

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Less-than-positive nagging?

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Looks like the answer is simple, they need to find a candidate named Grey.

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And don’t forget to write a lot about how important size is cause that’s really important to women.

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Organized Religion®?

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