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Spurning Beer's avatar

Bill O'Reilly?

Oh, I thought you said "massaging."

Spurning Beer's avatar

Oh c'mon. The GOP gave the ladies those beefcake pictures of Paul-90 X Ryan. That's not enough?

PubOption's avatar

I was expecting an Edward Gorey cartoon.

chascates's avatar

It's hard to try to paint Democrats as the <i>real</i> oppressors of women if the only thing you can offer them is unbending intrusion into the personal biology.

The party of small government until it comes to womens reproduction.

Lot_49's avatar

To be fair, they also think Latinos y Latinas are estupido and will respond to a little pandering

Lot_49's avatar

The Whigs, CP-USA and Anarcho-Syndicalists concur with your comment.

PubOption's avatar

I would believe that Phyllis Schlafly reads the Ladies Home Journal.

Lot_49's avatar

Seems hard to believe now, but <i>Playboy</i> used to publish fiction by Updike and Bellow, thoughtful interviews with intellectuals and artists, and pictures of girls with pubic hair.

Lot_49's avatar

Are you telling me that <i>Hustler</i> and <i>Playboy</i> aren't women's magazines?

Mahousu's avatar

"Buying women's web sites"? Does that include mommy blogs? Does that include .... WONKETTE???!?!??

PubOption's avatar

Less-than-positive nagging?

PubOption's avatar

Looks like the answer is simple, they need to find a candidate named Grey.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And don’t forget to write a lot about how important size is cause that’s really important to women.

Lot_49's avatar

Organized Religion®?