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Fox has a bigger audience of Teh Youngz.

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Just chiming in with a typically wimpy bleeding-heart liberal response to say that I am finding this exchange very informative, even though I come to Wonkette strictly for the snark and lulz. (Oh, OK, and also for most of my news updates also too.)

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Proof that Tyson was wrong about zombies. (See upthread.)

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Would you rather be burnt at the stake or beheaded?

Better a hot stake than a cold chop!

[h/t Three Stooges]

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Why can't I post comments this long? Is my p-ness too short?

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Apparently you didn't watch the show. Dazzling!

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I recorded (almost wrote "taped" - don't want to sound like a geezer; looking like one is bad enough!) this and watched it last night.

WOW! Thank you Wonkette! I'm very glad I read about it here.

Best thing about recording it is skipping throught the million commercials. Good Lord!

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That's what she said!

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Rigor mortis is a temporary state, not permanent.

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2 gig hard drive? My very first HD had a whopping capacity of 40 Mb! I soon augmented it with a second, "big" hard drive, which had a nominal capacity of 300 megabytes.

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Where is CReature? I need a Wonkette science fix.

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With Seth producing I expected some fart jokes.

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It was the chrome version so it's OK.

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I thought it was commonly referred to as a "cleft."

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Pffftttt! My Amiga 1000 did not have a hard drive and the memory expansion came with real mice to power it.

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I'd like to see him punch them anytime they say something stupid.

O'Really: The tides! Who knows how they work? Neil: *Smack*

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