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I've ridden a horse and I've brandished a horse (I think) but I never got the knack of doing both at once.

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I can't even muster light musings an tidings.

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Why can't it be both?

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Well they do all seem eager to join him - too bad that The Aryan Embarrassment never is able to pass The Cape of No Hope reach The Fourth Reich sailing the Ocean of Fire forever

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Spoiler Alert!

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Close your eyes and think of the white race

(She'll really be fantasizing about the guys on the SS posters rather than the loser Neo-nazi she is with because even women with swastika tattoos find The Vanguard of the White Race to be losers)

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And it's not even Easter yet!

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But, but Trump said they were some good people on their side. I wonder which ones are the good ones. Maybe he is talking about his butt handler boy Miller. He needs to splain that some more.

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He looks like a fat no neck Trumptardian asshole.

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violent acts of extremism are, in my opinion, carried out by people who are small, insignificant, and too lazy to be famous for a good reason. Doctor working in poor community? Too hard to learn stuff? Person starts a charity in their living room? Too many sacrifices of fun times! Person who checks on neighbours and puts nice notes in their mailboxes? Writing hurts my fingers! Much easier to just blow shit up

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not this guy. Darwin Awards are reserved for stupidity in the face of common sense, not death by cop (in defence of the helpless)

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Oh, thank goodness, I am so relieved. When I first scanned the hed and saw the photo I assumed he was still alive.

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That would make a lot of sense, given the lack of hygiene back then. I think Christian Europeans bathed once a year.

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Their theory was that he died sometime in the 1950s or 1960s in one of those bunkers.

Or maybe he got the "Boys From Brazil" advantage.

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It just requires a little creativity. :)

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It wasn't even the end of a Wagnerian opera...like Gerald Green says, "It was the last gasp of a rat pack."

And not pet rats, either.

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