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bobbert's avatar

Was that Rudy 911 in there near the end?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I am not sure how many condom wearers would interrupt their activities at regular intervals in order to check for any color change.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And what a fun game it would be.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Transparently insincere apologies?

Ryan Denniston's avatar

It's a rainbow? All of the STIs Katie, ALL OF THEM!

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Cue Santorum re: gay marriage.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

I think you have to start with the tip, pull out, and reassess your options.

calliecallie's avatar

Of course this had to happen in the UK. In this country, one word about STD detecting condoms, and any legitimate school board would shut that whole science fair down.

dimplasm's avatar

Nah, condoms are what you accidentally drop out of your wallet when you are 16 to make other guys think you are getting laid...

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Just remembered an overdue library book...

chicken thief's avatar

Wait. My iWatch doesn't do this?! I'm taking this sumbitch back....

Ryan Denniston's avatar

If only we had done this in Iraq.