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A clap for the clap.

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Was that Rudy 911 in there near the end?

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I am not sure how many condom wearers would interrupt their activities at regular intervals in order to check for any color change.

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And what a fun game it would be.

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Transparently insincere apologies?

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It's a rainbow? All of the STIs Katie, ALL OF THEM!

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Cue Santorum re: gay marriage.

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I think you have to start with the tip, pull out, and reassess your options.

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Of course this had to happen in the UK. In this country, one word about STD detecting condoms, and any legitimate school board would shut that whole science fair down.

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One that sings Barry White.

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Nah, condoms are what you accidentally drop out of your wallet when you are 16 to make other guys think you are getting laid...

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Just remembered an overdue library book...

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Wait. My iWatch doesn't do this?! I'm taking this sumbitch back....

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If only we had done this in Iraq.

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