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Ah so.

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Well I can understand why they're mad. They weren't the target demographic for mandatory minimums. At least not in the minds of the people who supported the idea.

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I understand that making eye contact with the camera is a very important feature of this kind of photography.

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Angelina Jolie's are titanium. Plus they shoot lasers.

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I'll bet there are spent rounds lying at her feet after she pumps that gun real fast...

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money shooting

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trump would give her a draft pre-nup and a registration number

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And a request for a name change to Natasha.

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Shouldn't up-vote you, as it will only encourage you. Still and all, I know what I like.

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She has certainly heightened our awareness. Of self-defense? Not so much.

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4.9? Trump says, "Aha! She was never a 10."

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He was born that way. Lack of encouragement won't change anything.

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I beg to differ, the negative air pressure inside their empty heads would only suck the tampons into them.Very similar to a rupture in the hull of a spacecraft, only in reverse.

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Reads like my elementary school report cards.

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I used to get Cs in "Conduct." Overly generous, no doubt.

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