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Stulexington's avatar

A lockable walk-in gun closet, just the accessory for the discriminating gun enthusiast.

sarafina's avatar

I don't. I have a life.

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Yeah, it sure is. He’s comparatively mild, too.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Shorter Rush there is not enough Oxycontin in the universe to enable me to deal with my slide into irrelevance.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

She keeps saying they're her final thoughts but we're never that fucking lucky.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I try to imagine why anyone would need 64 guns, and imagination fails me. I think that anyone who buys such a thing ought to be reported to the police as a suspicious person, because NOBODY needs 64 guns.

Wookie Monster's avatar

“ in any state with lots of guns and idiots.”

So, all 50 states then.

BearLeft's avatar

The County Commission for my New Mexico county voted last night to become NM's 12th "Second Amendment sanctuary," by adopting a resolution to affirm "its resolve to support decisions by our Sheriff to not enforce any unconstitutional firearms law against any citizen," and to "not authorize or appropriate government funds ... for the purpose of enforcing law that unconstitutionally infringes on the right of the people to keep and bear arms." Holy. Living. Fuck. So nice to know that every yahoo with a badge now gets to be a constitutional scholar on matters of life and death, even if they've never cracked a book. I feel so much safer now.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Maybe they can bring Fiona into its tank once in a while for ultra-cute frolics.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Animal skins, shrunken heads, gonad trophies ... the mind boggles.

3FingerPete's avatar

"Well that is totally unreasonable", says this woman, probably. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Non-disclosure agreements with adult-film stars?

Egret1's avatar

Final thoughts implies that there were any thoughts to begin with.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Fortunately, she and her boobs have left the Nevada Assembly.