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This totally makes sense if you

a) Live in Opposite Land

b) Watch Fox News

c) Get your information from forwarded emails

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Obama was also the Anthrax mailer

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and Obama desderves NO credit for getting Osama bin Laden because he didn't personally lead the raid or personally pull the (word we still can't fucking type on this blog), but he deserves ALL the blame for Benghazi even though he wasn't there either

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Not quite enough "Argle-bargle!" but, essentially, yes.

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Harry Whittington is counting...

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Three thousand Americans killed on our own soil on 9/11 was time to rally 'round the President. Four American killed in BENGHAZIII!!!I! is time to Klan Rally 'round the President.

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My Pet Amnesia

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Weird how half of those dumb quotes involved Sean Hannity somehow.

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I saw Paul Wolfowitz on TV 3 nights ago talking about how we should have intervened in Syria two years ago. Of all the things I would like to forget about Wolfowitz, I couldn't help wondering if he combed his hair with saliva before the camera came on.

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I'm afraid that I have nothing to be afraid about

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+100, the both of yous.

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<i>“We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term,” she told Sean Hannity.</i>

Mmmhmm. <i>Well</i>, except of course for that really big one with the planes and buildings and stuff - now <i>when</i> was that ...?

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For him it was. He just did whatever Cheney told him to do

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Let's see ... the closest air defense to NYC was in Massachusetts. It took 20 minutes after the second tower was hit for air force fighters to scramble to Manhattan.

Because the world's largest military has no domestic defense.

Yeah, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz can all go eat a nice flavorful turd pie. The rest of us are busy today.

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Are you angling for a position as a Fox News analyst?

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