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LOL, animals, they're a lot like us!

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Even other Republicans don't go along with the dumb boycotts, anymore, because ALL kids love Disney. I think they got a few hundred thousand people to go along with them in the 1990s, but most people, even in small towns have been exposed to the Homorona virus by now, and they know we don't bite.

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Isn't the actual number of "million moms" about 30K or something?

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By all accounts its one woman who appears not to be a mother at all. In fact, so little is know about Monica Cole and who she is I suspect she is really a composite character, like Betty Crooker, created to sell fear to uptight white people.

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"Or how Scrooge McDuck actually died in 1967?"

You know who else died in 1967? Walt Disney. So the question is: was Scrooge McDuck supposed to be in some way based on Walt?

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Twelve moms and 45 fax machines.

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So the show isn't the one you grew up watching, the one about the duck who only cared about money and bathed it was a better role model? Speaking of mysterious disappearances in the show, where are those little ducks parents? Did they have two mommies???

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You know what would be fun? A counter-petition to keep the characters as they are. I’m sure with some social media word of mouth about it, it could get ten times the signatures, at least.

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Stop it. Race Bannon was the coolest man on the fucking planet, Mike Pence is a used snot-rag.

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Scrooge was 100 years old? What the hell?

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I prayed on your statement and God was ambivalent. You won't like an ambivalent God!

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Not a word from One Misguided Mom about all the times Bugs Bunny dressed in drag.

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Well, Ms. Smarty-pants, how do you expect bigoted parents to raise properly bigoted children if they allow the slippery slope of gay ducks to go uncontested?

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Remember "The Women's Coalition" that was constantly on TV?

It was one person.

"The Center for Military Readiness"?

One homophobe.

Ect.

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And he rocked it!

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