From the wonderful, unverified world of Reddit IAmA: Cheney was a dick in several ways. He was always late, 15 min at least. He never saluted except in one occasion when there was mass publicity. He was always grouchy and left a mess in the helicopter. Also, part of our job was making sure the back of the plane was stocked with snacks and whatnot and he would take every packet of peanuts he could find! I even tested it one time and I put 12 packs, 12!, in the back...all gone. This sounds dumb but it was just one small thing to irk a crew chief...because that meant you had to restock them all which was a pain.
Peanuts are the perfect vegetable/legume to associate with Cheney. They're round and pudgy. Grow naturally underground. Stay inside a protective shell until needed. And cause allergic reaction in lots of people.
Who the hell eats those things? I have sent those as a gag (double meaning) gift. We have stores in the Midwest called Fleet Farm that stocks those by the truck load. Triple icky.
why not styrofoam peanuts?
And, they appear in your poop.
Pretty sure that fits the Cheney analogy somehow.
The photos will be judged too hideous for publication.
And spits sesame seed shells when the opportunity presents itself.
Oh, <i>peanuts</i>? I misread this at first.
Ummmm.... that&#039;s a neater trick than you probably realize.
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yes, scared.
Awesome. I want to carry your baby.
I bet he chews peanuts with his mouth open and while talking.
Peanuts are the perfect vegetable/legume to associate with Cheney. They&#039;re round and pudgy. Grow naturally underground. Stay inside a protective shell until needed. And cause allergic reaction in lots of people.
Dick Cheney said* Barack Obama will be a one-term president. Hooray! _______________________ * He&#039;s been wrong about everything.
Who the hell eats those things? I have sent those as a gag (double meaning) gift. We have stores in the Midwest called Fleet Farm that stocks those by the truck load. Triple icky.