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PsycWench's avatar

why not styrofoam peanuts?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And, they appear in your poop.

Pretty sure that fits the Cheney analogy somehow.

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WA Bishop's avatar

The photos will be judged too hideous for publication.

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WA Bishop's avatar

And spits sesame seed shells when the opportunity presents itself.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Oh, <i>peanuts</i>? I misread this at first.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ummmm.... that's a neater trick than you probably realize.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where's Foster Brooks when you need him? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jNNFqQODKE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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fuflans's avatar

yes, scared.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Awesome. I want to carry your baby.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I bet he chews peanuts with his mouth open and while talking.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Peanuts are the perfect vegetable/legume to associate with Cheney. They're round and pudgy. Grow naturally underground. Stay inside a protective shell until needed. And cause allergic reaction in lots of people.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dick Cheney said* Barack Obama will be a one-term president. Hooray! _______________________ * He's been wrong about everything.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Who the hell eats those things? I have sent those as a gag (double meaning) gift. We have stores in the Midwest called Fleet Farm that stocks those by the truck load. Triple icky.

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