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Il Douche will sign any danmed thing they put in front of him. He doesn't know - and he's too fucking lazy to find out - what it does. Just tell him the general topic, and he'll lie about it on national TV. (Had they given him a straight-up repeal of the ACA, he'd have spouted bullshit about how it meant cheap, terrific insurance for everybody.)

euwe max's avatar

I like the hot, naked ones giving away pussy.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

She's got that little anus mouth of her dad's, doesn't she?

Dirk Diggler βœ“'s avatar

Next thing you know he'll sign some EO that says to qualify for the ACA you'll have to take weekly drug tests which are only available during a 1 hour window and only available out of Gnome alaska, and be gainfully employed all while standing on your head, if you somehow end up working while not standing on your head you would be disqualified.

euwe max's avatar

I hope when he unravels into a stuttering cloud of insults peppered with f-bombs and evil cunt epithets, it's on camera.

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

Clearly, Trump never played SimHealth, the one thing he has in common with most people.

Dirk Diggler βœ“'s avatar

Yeah I've been using his name as an action Verb. Stop Trumping that up! What a Trump up. Trump you you Trumping motherTrumper!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

7.5 billion human beings are right with you.

euwe max's avatar

overalls and white t shirt - that should be the new Nazi uniform.

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

I hope when he does it, it's from the defendant's table.

Dirk Diggler βœ“'s avatar

The cops, the dark skinned person, or the Nazis?

chicken thief's avatar

Having someone write her "I Told You So About Obama Pal-ing Around with Domestic Terrorists and What Would Happen" book so they can wash up the bus and go on grifting tour again?

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Well, we can just drop the "crypto" part now. That was too much work anyway!

euwe max's avatar

Can you imagine the discipline involved for *them*?

It must have been exhausting!

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Well, for the family plan I get from my employer, I contribute about $400 per month through payroll deductions, and my employer covers waaaay more than that.