OK, so much for that "nice time" crap. Here's a happy little children's book to "sensitively" explain to children, "with love and compassion," why God gets really, really worked up about whose genitals are allowed to touch, and why such limited touching must only happen inside a heterosexual marriage.
let's not forget that other wonderful glory of nature where the alpha male will go through the herd/troupe/pride and just stone kill the kids that don't belong to him. Mating success...how does it work?
But God's image is BOTH boy and girl! Black and white! Clean-shaven and bearded! Why, it's almost as though this is some kind of MADE-UP God!
"And isn’t it nice of Michael to sit next to the boy with cancer like that?"
Yabbut, that's no kid, that's Karl Rove! He _is_ the cancer!
But I can still be Shy, right?
michael and cancer boy look a little too friendly for an anti-homosexual screed.
"Probably because they're short"
and as such, have no reason to live.
let's not forget that other wonderful glory of nature where the alpha male will go through the herd/troupe/pride and just stone kill the kids that don't belong to him. Mating success...how does it work?
Teenaged couch warmer.
Almost as good.
You just ran to the pet store, didn't you?
But God's image is BOTH boy and girl! Black and white! Clean-shaven and bearded! Why, it's almost as though this is some kind of MADE-UP God!
Um, I'M a boy and apparently I've got boobs. Headed south.
Now I have always been a bit confused about this. I get the idea of a power top, but what is a power bottom?
Or is this one of those things that I am better off just not knowing?
Huh. The things you can look up on the internet.
Oddly, Conservapedia did not have an entry for Power Bottom.
Rebecca has my address :P
Will it be coming USPS, UPS, or FedEx?
Two words for you: Chipped Tooth.
Like a fucking razor.
<blockquote>This picture book for young children presents the traditional, Judeo-Christian view of the family</blockquote>
So naturally, it includes illustrations of the family slaves and concubines, right?
Also, maybe a drawing of one of the patriarch&#039;s multiple wives being stoned to death for talking back...
And Dok, of course it is <em>Ms.</em> Kenzie.
Once she has become a Mrs., she won&#039;t be able to teach school from the kitchen/birthing shed.
Are you sure? It called him a Dad, not a baby daddy.