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"And isn’t it nice of Michael to sit next to the boy with cancer like that?"

Yabbut, that's no kid, that's Karl Rove! He _is_ the cancer!

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But I can still be Shy, right?

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michael and cancer boy look a little too friendly for an anti-homosexual screed.

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"Probably because they're short"

and as such, have no reason to live.

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let's not forget that other wonderful glory of nature where the alpha male will go through the herd/troupe/pride and just stone kill the kids that don't belong to him. Mating success...how does it work?

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Teenaged couch warmer.

Almost as good.

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You just ran to the pet store, didn't you?

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But God's image is BOTH boy and girl! Black and white! Clean-shaven and bearded! Why, it's almost as though this is some kind of MADE-UP God!

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Um, I'M a boy and apparently I've got boobs. Headed south.

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Now I have always been a bit confused about this. I get the idea of a power top, but what is a power bottom?

Or is this one of those things that I am better off just not knowing?

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Huh. The things you can look up on the internet.

Oddly, Conservapedia did not have an entry for Power Bottom.

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Rebecca has my address :P

Will it be coming USPS, UPS, or FedEx?

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Two words for you: Chipped Tooth.

Like a fucking razor.

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<blockquote>This picture book for young children presents the traditional, Judeo-Christian view of the family</blockquote>

So naturally, it includes illustrations of the family slaves and concubines, right?

Also, maybe a drawing of one of the patriarch's multiple wives being stoned to death for talking back...

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And Dok, of course it is <em>Ms.</em> Kenzie.

Once she has become a Mrs., she won't be able to teach school from the kitchen/birthing shed.

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Are you sure? It called him a Dad, not a baby daddy.

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