New Hampshire state Rep. David Campbell (D) hit and killed several ducks in the driveway of a hotel in Nashua last Monday; he has apologized for the incident but is unlikely to get a reality show out of it. The New Hampshire Union Leader Reported yesterday that Campbell was going about 15 miles per hour when he drove into the ducks:
Before we concentrated on pork and laying hens the farm I'm on had ducks. They shit more than any other animal on earth and kept vacuuming up the food I placed outside for the outside cats. The ducks had a particular preference for shitting inside garages and workshops as well as any porch or outside table. I don't condone vehicular manslaughter of them but give me chickens any day.
I had never heard of a duck press before I saw it on Bourdain's show last year, and now I want a reason to have one. Not many uses for a legit torture device in a modern kitchen. Not enough to eat the duck, we must squeeze out it's life essence so that it can be mopped up with cous-cous.
A regular tinhorn ducktator.
Before we concentrated on pork and laying hens the farm I'm on had ducks. They shit more than any other animal on earth and kept vacuuming up the food I placed outside for the outside cats. The ducks had a particular preference for shitting inside garages and workshops as well as any porch or outside table. I don't condone vehicular manslaughter of them but give me chickens any day.
Duck Done Nasty -- the kink-grindhouse version.
Because even a chicken needs a night off every now and then.
If he had hit Canada geese instead, Campbell would have had to guide his coasting car to a landing in the river nearby.
I had never heard of a duck press before I saw it on Bourdain's show last year, and now I want a reason to have one. Not many uses for a legit torture device in a modern kitchen. Not enough to eat the duck, we must squeeze out it's life essence so that it can be mopped up with cous-cous.
"Sorry, ducks!"
This kind of apology gives apologies a bad name.
That would just leave a tangled web of defeet.