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Why does that look sexual?

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That's not how memory works. We rewrite things into our memory all the time. And they are motivated to "remember" things that just ain't so.

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She clapped like you do when your 3-year-old figures out how to use the potty.

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I am sick of these people wasting my hard earned money.

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It’s official. Wingnuts are seceding from reality.

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"Americans have very little confidence in the report that they put out,"

I am so. fucking. tired. of MAGATs saying “Americans” when they mean “me and my fellow MAGATs”. They really don’t think the rest of us are legit citizens. Or even possibly human beings.

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“If we need to, we would like for her to come and talk to us about it…”

This is what I was looking for. That would be hilarious. And we’ll really REALLY know they’re flying by the seats of their pants and nobody can tell them anything if they actually ask Pelosi to sit and humiliate each and every one of them for a couple hours.

“Rep. David Valadao wondered ‘if there’s anything legitimate that could come out at this point.’”

Did he at least have the political instinct to tack on a “because they’ve gotten rid of all the evidence, probably”? He should do that if he hasn’t yet.

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Far fewer people watched but we did also see exactly what the Obama admin was doing with our allies in Ukraine. Yet, only 6 years later we watched The Great Pumpkin pretty successfully rewrite the entire story.

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You’re gonna need at least *three* videos of you not robbing banks.

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The last great Loudermilk.. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... .

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Yeah, headlines like “Dems have no answers for record-breaking economy” and “Rural unemployment offices close amid full employment concerns” and “Does the budget surplus threaten to weaken the U.S.?”

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I was in Cleveland that day and I didn’t meet a single person who was “doing insurrection.” I wonder how many people in how many other cities had the same experience? We’ll never know because everybody’s scared to tell the real story…

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Someone should set up TreasonTube and just make all the video available for the whole world to browse.

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He pled guilty to I think trespassing and dressing stupid in public.

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I think they need to watch a little less cable TV...except for Fox of course, he continued.I think Comer was sick of Mitch and Rand Paul getting all the publicity so he has come out swinging the crazy so he can get some of it too.

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Don't forget the Kelts.

I recently read this particular bit of history:The Kelts and the Romans were working together to conquer parts of Northern Italy, Kelts coming from the North, Romans coming from the South. They were sending messengers to each other and coordinating but they weren't officially allies.

The Romans decided to be tricksy so they supplied one of the cities the Kelts were sieging. One of the Kelts recognized one of the Roman messengers and news of the Roman betrayal spread fast. So the entire Keltic army packed up and headed south, not bothering to attack any of the cities and forts in between. When a Roman guard on one of those fortresses asked what was going on, the Kelts said "We're going to Rome!".

When the Kelts got close they encountered the entire Roman army, the Kelts surrounded the Romans and in a single battle completely crushed the Roman army. Afterwards the Kelts spent a year looting and occupying Rome.

Don't mess with the Kelts, they fear nothing. Read up on Alexander the Great's meeting with the Kelts if you want to read more Keltic awesomeness.

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