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Is it Christmas again already?

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I'm sure we can find someone who fits both descriptions.

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Three cheers for the circular firing squad. Gohmert as SotH would be something like "The Three Stooges Go To Parliament." Too bad I'm more of a Marx Bros person.

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The Founders may not have done so, but God did. Just ask any Texan.

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My current HSA is a result of that, i'll bet. Of course although I pay well over $600/month for premiums and HSA contributions, even with employer contributions it's always fucking empty.

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If we were truly looking for someone with the proper mindset to govern that body, should we not be looking for an out-of-work preschool teacher?

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Save the Texas Prarie Chicken!!

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<i>Squeeze me, baby, Till the juice runs down my leg...</i>

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Every Democrat who does not vote for Gohmert is an enemy of comedy and a naked Republican emperor.

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This is exactly why the Founding Fathers did not include Texas among the first thirteen states. Who are we to argue with such wisdom?

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I ilke to watch.

Please pass the popcorn.

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I first read that as "The prospect of a tea party kook to knock off Boehner..." Works well, I believe.

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Having him as Speaker would help make up for the great comedic loss of Michele Bachmann.

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Gohmert as leader of the republican house is a liberal's wet dream.

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ChickenThief could be the next "Squire to the House Speaker" working for his main man Louie!

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So true, and not even for the purposes of heightening any contradictions.

Whereas John of Orange is at least a moderately skilled parliamentarian I would go at least 10:1 that our main asparagus would be unable to competently perform the most basic functions of the job. Seeing as the Gohmert is a living avatar of Dunning-Kruger he would not even understand how badly he sucked at it, or why Pelosi always had that shit eating grin on her face all the time.

Pelosi and Reid would run the fucking Daytona 500 around that idiot.

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