New Immigration Bill Means Healthier Lawns
* Looks like oldWALNUTS! McCainhas mavericked himself right out of the ability to raise cash, run for president. [ NYT ]
*Bill Richardsonis on track to win the Democratic nomination for pretty much whatever office he wants in the state of Nevada. [ WP ]
* Bush will heal the country with clemency forParis, Scooter.[ Politico ]
* GOP may only be one step shy of sucking dick in the alley for spare change, but they still have something to say about earmarks. [ The Hill ]
* All of a sudden, everyone's acting like a little bias is like some big fucking deal. [ LAT ]
* Democrats will continue to be a bunch of whiny pussies until they're safely in the minority again. [ Roll Call ]
* New immigration plan will put Nigerian doctors and lawyers on the fast track to cutting grass, painting houses nationwide. [ WP ]
*Dennis Kucinichis alone on his soap box -- but at least he can be seen over the podium. [ Roll Call ]
* Hey, remember the comprehensive plan to salvage the war in Iraq and pull the Middle East back from the brink of a violent regional sectarian conflict that was summarily dismissed because the president didn't even bother to read it because he'd rather go with his gut? Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea after all. [ The Hill ]
*Mitt Romneyis building support so quietly it's almost like he's not building support at all. [ LAT ]
* Hope dies last. [ WT ]