Even if there is an Omniscient Christian God, he probably thinks his followers are stupid for believing in something so ludicrous as an Omniscient Christian God: "Join with Christian leaders of all denominations who love God to humble ourselves, pray, seek the face of God, and turn from our wicked ways—individually and as a nation. This event is not to impress the media or those in Washington, but to reach the heart of God. Publically [sic] repenting and crying out to God for His mercy instead of the judgment our many sins deserve."
The whole concept is so self-centered and pathetic, that you can just be a complete fuck-up asshole and then get on your knees occasionally with a bunch of other fuck-up assholes to cry like little babies, at the sky, begging not to be judged for the terrible things you've done. Tough shit! Get up and deal with it! Jesus appreciates a little bit of initiative; this massgrovelingwas so not his idea.
(This is not to offend those of you who enjoy your Christianity! Jesus had tons of good advice about basically not being a dick to other people. It's sad that the only way people can conceive of a person being such a nice, decent guy is to arbitrarily assign him with universal all-encompassing magical powers that, among other things, helped him escape from a cave.)
[ May Day 2010 , Right Wing Watch ]