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kbbaldwin2's avatar

You know, I've heard the people of New Jersey are always willing to go that extra mile for others (never mind where I heard it). So maybe the people of New Jersey willing to take a hit to save the rest of us having to see him run for Pres.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

They could strap him on top of the clown car - after strengthening the suspension, of course.

JAWs's avatar

"They want me to stay" Christie answered

"...the hell away from positions of political leadership."

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'd love to know why NJ voters re-elected him since they don't seem to like him very much.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

You Jersey folk have a good, honest, plainspoken way with words.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I am glad he is not running for President. The traffic in D.C. is bad enough without someone intentionally making it worse.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Except towards the buffet?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

IN fairness, the $82K was at MetLife Stadium so is actually three hot dogs.

kindness's avatar

Yo Chris. Narcissism. You should look it up in the dictionary. It will tell you that yes, everything is about you.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Even a clown car has a capacity.

chiefkurtz's avatar

That ankle bracelet doesn't have the range necessary to permit campaigning for Prez.

LesBontemps's avatar

He'll just call them stupid idiots and leave it at that, since he's got to moderate his style for the national stage.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'm across the river on the Philly side. We get the downwind Christie experience, which you really must try sometime. I was particularly impressed when, after cutting the Camden police force, he said it would be okay because our cops would help out and take up the slack. It was nice of him to include us, he's really great that way.

I have to think though, that maybe it's not so much that NJ doesn't want him to leave, maybe he just can't. You know, kinda like the stories you hear about every year where some poor soul gets stuck in their bathtub and the fire department has to tear out a wall, disconnect the plumbing and pull them out with a crane. That's how I think of Chris Christie.

LesBontemps's avatar

Also with concrete shoes.

Meccalopolis's avatar

well, turning down billions in fed monies to relieve congestion makes me curse gov. fat fuck whenever I'm dodging jersey plates on the tappan zee