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Is he really?

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Try the tacos! They are fabulous. I wish I could get the recipe for their special sauce.

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It's pronounced Ragu.

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1 0 10 1 01 10 0000000000!

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I'm right over here at the Orange Judas. Come on over. My treat.

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Don't they sell big cookies at the Chik-fil-et? Ha! I kid...I don't think the abortionplex fits their core demographic.

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It's easier to believe it was Supie than John McCain.

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And, you know, today?

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And not a moment too soon.

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"smart enough to hack into a tangerine even after his dad tore off the first part of the peel for him."

Adding this to my insult tool box now. Thanks!

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He's so fat that his wife won't let him wear a dark gray bathing suit at the beach.

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Well, you can make things foolproof, but you can't make things damnfoolproof.

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"ILLUSIONS, Michael."

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His mother was a hamster.

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In Hyde Park? Did that once and wow.

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