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Vienna Woods's avatar

Or Sharon Gless.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Me last week in the town trivia competition?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Or Jackson Browne.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In Russia, election loses <em>you!</em>

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bobbert's avatar

DBB Libel. Really.

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bobbert's avatar

Gerundheit.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Never have I seen the word "primary" used with such menace.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Well, when you look at it adjectively....

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“Our polls showed us gaining fast,” he said. Then Rick Perry came to town. And then <a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/10\/14\/1247084\/-NJ-Sen-Sarah-Palin-Uses-Hand-For-Notes-During-Rally-For-Steve-Lonegan-R" target="_blank">Griftzilla came to town. </a>

The end.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the ones without photo ID. If only there were some way to keep them from voting...

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Mahousu's avatar

Ah, yes. "All realtors are extraterrestrials." I think that one's from <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snarkout-Boys-Avocado-Death\/dp\/0688008712\/ref=sr_1_2\?s=books&amp\;ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1382452903" target="_blank">The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death</a>, but it's been a while.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"If I had known it was going to happen and that it was going to be handled so badly in Washington, I wouldn’t have run for senate.” </i>

Yes, if only the stunt had been "run well". Because there's nothing like government dysfuction and a federal default to inspire people. How this asshat got more than the mandatory 25% 'baggger vote is a mystery.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>“Our polls showed us...</i>

Looks like he had the Romney team on board. Good call, Steve-O.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I always envisioned Steve Lonegan as a member of the KISS army!

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