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Vienna Woods's avatar

Me last week in the town trivia competition?

Lefty Mark's avatar

In Russia, election loses <em>you!</em>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Never have I seen the word "primary" used with such menace.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Well, when you look at it adjectively....

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“Our polls showed us gaining fast,” he said. Then Rick Perry came to town. And then <a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/10\/14\/1247084\/-NJ-Sen-Sarah-Palin-Uses-Hand-For-Notes-During-Rally-For-Steve-Lonegan-R" target="_blank">Griftzilla came to town. </a>

The end.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the ones without photo ID. If only there were some way to keep them from voting...

Mahousu's avatar

Ah, yes. "All realtors are extraterrestrials." I think that one's from <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snarkout-Boys-Avocado-Death\/dp\/0688008712\/ref=sr_1_2\?s=books&amp\;ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1382452903" target="_blank">The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death</a>, but it's been a while.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"If I had known it was going to happen and that it was going to be handled so badly in Washington, I wouldn’t have run for senate.” </i>

Yes, if only the stunt had been "run well". Because there's nothing like government dysfuction and a federal default to inspire people. How this asshat got more than the mandatory 25% 'baggger vote is a mystery.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>“Our polls showed us...</i>

Looks like he had the Romney team on board. Good call, Steve-O.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I always envisioned Steve Lonegan as a member of the KISS army!