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SullivanSt's avatar

If only <a href="http:\/\/www.museumhoorn.nl\/pg-5548-7-7390\/pagina\/english.html" target="_blank">such</a> a place <a href="http:\/\/www.20thcenturytech.com\/" target="_blank">existed</a>!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Now, how am I supposed to erase that image from my brain?

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PubOption's avatar

Is coke so common in Miami, that it's not worth mentioning in a story like this?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If the legislation makes it suspciously easy for teen-age girls to get their papers, at least we'll know why.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He keeps it well concealed, but his middle name is Humbert.

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The Quirk's avatar

I thought everybody hit Thailand these days.

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The Quirk's avatar

Only thing worse than a child molester is a CHEAP BASTARD child molester.

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The Quirk's avatar

Sounds more like Tiberius to me.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

"But I thought she only LOOKED 12!"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, either that, or make sure you set him up with a gal pal of nonlegal age, and send him the proofs but keep the negatives*

* I guess I'm not that young any more, soon only oldz will know what negatives were.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And for the love of FSM, don't copy fucking Rush fucking Limbaugh.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It certainly is interesting that the Daily Callgirl appears to be able to obtain details that the FBI cannot, isn't it?

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