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SullivanSt's avatar

If only <a href="http:\/\/www.museumhoorn.nl\/pg-5548-7-7390\/pagina\/english.html" target="_blank">such</a> a place <a href="http:\/\/www.20thcenturytech.com\/" target="_blank">existed</a>!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Now, how am I supposed to erase that image from my brain?

PubOption's avatar

Is coke so common in Miami, that it's not worth mentioning in a story like this?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If the legislation makes it suspciously easy for teen-age girls to get their papers, at least we'll know why.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He keeps it well concealed, but his middle name is Humbert.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought everybody hit Thailand these days.

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Only thing worse than a child molester is a CHEAP BASTARD child molester.

The Quirk's avatar

Sounds more like Tiberius to me.

Sean Gothman's avatar

"But I thought she only LOOKED 12!"

SullivanSt's avatar

Well, either that, or make sure you set him up with a gal pal of nonlegal age, and send him the proofs but keep the negatives*

* I guess I'm not that young any more, soon only oldz will know what negatives were.

SullivanSt's avatar

And for the love of FSM, don't copy fucking Rush fucking Limbaugh.

SullivanSt's avatar

It certainly is interesting that the Daily Callgirl appears to be able to obtain details that the FBI cannot, isn't it?