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Now, how am I supposed to erase that image from my brain?

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Is coke so common in Miami, that it's not worth mentioning in a story like this?

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If the legislation makes it suspciously easy for teen-age girls to get their papers, at least we'll know why.

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He keeps it well concealed, but his middle name is Humbert.

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I thought everybody hit Thailand these days.

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Only thing worse than a child molester is a CHEAP BASTARD child molester.

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Sounds more like Tiberius to me.

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"But I thought she only LOOKED 12!"

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Well, either that, or make sure you set him up with a gal pal of nonlegal age, and send him the proofs but keep the negatives*

* I guess I'm not that young any more, soon only oldz will know what negatives were.

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And for the love of FSM, don't copy fucking Rush fucking Limbaugh.

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It certainly is interesting that the Daily Callgirl appears to be able to obtain details that the FBI cannot, isn't it?

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