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you need a new roommate

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+1 hard sliding tackle

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Can it tell the difference between Christian power and Mooslem power?

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He missed meeting Rob Ford by THIS > < much.

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Ook!- you-know-who

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I'd prefer to bang THEIR head on something (with votes) but maybe that's just me?

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I'm in! Just let me know in advance so I don't show up covered in a) dirt, b) oil, c) sawdust, d) acrylic fur, or e) all of the above.

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You hold him down, I'll get the jumper cables.

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Is there anything you wouldn't eat chips with? Seriously, I tried, and I can't think of anything that isn't improved by fat salty chips.

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Sadiq Khan's dad was a bus driver. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TERRORISTS HE DROVE ON THAT BUS. (Actually, most of them were probably Irish, back in the day.)

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Oh, that makes total sense.

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We can have our own, less Wokebago enabled, drinky thing!

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