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Kristyn's avatar

you need a new roommate

phoenix00's avatar

+1 hard sliding tackle

phoenix00's avatar

Can it tell the difference between Christian power and Mooslem power?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He missed meeting Rob Ford by THIS > < much.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'd prefer to bang THEIR head on something (with votes) but maybe that's just me?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'm in! Just let me know in advance so I don't show up covered in a) dirt, b) oil, c) sawdust, d) acrylic fur, or e) all of the above.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You hold him down, I'll get the jumper cables.

HazooToo's avatar

Is there anything you wouldn't eat chips with? Seriously, I tried, and I can't think of anything that isn't improved by fat salty chips.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Sadiq Khan's dad was a bus driver. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TERRORISTS HE DROVE ON THAT BUS. (Actually, most of them were probably Irish, back in the day.)

theCryptofishist's avatar

Oh, that makes total sense.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

We can have our own, less Wokebago enabled, drinky thing!

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

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