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I get the feeling that this dude has no idea what Congress does, how he got to Congress, and what he's doing there. Pretty damned scary.

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YES!!!!!!! Why does the senator not comprehend ths? There are county and city ordinances. There are state statutes. There are federal laws. There are courts at every level. Does he not know this?

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Or, hey, he could move here to Florida and become Floriduh Man.

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BKScooter, I think you said it all. :-)

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Well, what can I say: We have Marco Rubio. :-(

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Holy. Shit.

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I have lived in the Deep South/Bible Belt for 25 years now. I am still in culture shock.

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And holdin' an empty Coke can, chewin' baccy, and spittin' the baccy juice into the Coke can. Uh huh.

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I never thought I'd say this, but compared to today's crop of Republicans, W was (almost) a genius. And if you haven't seen his paintings of wounded veterans, please do. He learned to paint when he was 70 years old, and he has TALENT. He realized he knew nothing about art, so he took an online art history class. Then he realized there was a painter in him trying to get out. So he hired a painting teacher. I have great admiration for the fact that he was willing to go way outside his comfort zone and learn--and excel at--something new. And his book of portraits is, I think, one way that he's trying to expiate his sins. Plus, all profits from the book go to aid veterans.

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What, Me Worry? you, sir or madam, are BRILLIANT! YOU win the Internet today for sure! (I live in North Florida, the Deep South/Bible Belt, where football is GOD.)

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Eeeeexactly. Seriously , I am a high school granulate, have worked in factory all my gawdamn day, and I know this. Certainly a sitting senator should know?

It seemed more important that he express his righteous indignation at the damned liberal who's job it was to to the job for which she was hired to.

What was that big word he tried to use, priori or some such? But then he got all fubbed up on meta physical or meta data or alpha meta or meta culpa.

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Hannity has no legal training whatsoever - his education ended at the high school level.

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Addendum: you people are awesome.

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Another Republican from a deep red state. Natch.

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Jesus H. Fuckingchist on a pogostick, what a maroon.

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He has one more thing that you do not have. A flaming case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. In layman's terms, he gots his head up his ass.

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