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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I prefer a just a disembodied talking beard and floating glow in the dark mittens. For handing out presents or grabbing throats.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I my first thought: This guy has to be a PE teacher. Even if he's not, rainbow colored acid trip Santa is bringing him a metric shit ton of coal dust to reward the flaming bag of dog shit that is this man's soul. My second thought: Did Megyn Kelly piss in this guy's coffee that morning ?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Don’t you know Santa Clause [sic] is white? Why are you wearing that?”</i>

Yet another example teachers teaching the test.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, but he should also be inpeached. Packerghazzzziii!!

Mahousu's avatar

Everyone's overlooking the strangest thing about this incident - why is a high school in New Mexico naming itself <i>Cleveland</i>? Is <i>that</i> what they're aspiring to be like?

diogenez's avatar

Rio Rancho? I'm not surprised.

They're dumber than tumbleweeds in Rio Rancho.

PubOption's avatar

Is that red-state red, or red-under-the-bed red, or are they just alcoholics?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Of course he's white! Haven't you ever seen Santa dance?

The Quirk's avatar

I'll go w/ some form of disease. Rosicruceanism? Is that the word I'm thinking of?

PubOption's avatar

For anyone with a Pantone deck, I'll open the bidding at 196U.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ima have to sing it: "<i>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...</i>"

OT: Listening to a university chorus sing <i>Sueno con Navidad blanca</i> in shirtsleeve weather in San Jose Costa Rica in December rates as one of my all time ironic Christmas moments.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The father is raising a mixed race family with at least one autistic kid. I’m not sure I would have been so calm in the interview with the reporter.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mostly at weddings. When he does the chicken dance it's like watching cranberry sauce slide out of the can.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

And all hell's gonna break loose if any blahs or messicans or non-whiteys try dressing up as Frosty.

malsperanza's avatar

That, or rosacea. But "dumbassery" will do too.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know <a href="http:\/\/sadhillnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/obama-kwanzaa-greetings-happy-celebration-maulana-karenga-sad-hill-news.jpg" target="_blank">whose fault</a> this is, right?