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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I prefer a just a disembodied talking beard and floating glow in the dark mittens. For handing out presents or grabbing throats.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I my first thought: This guy has to be a PE teacher. Even if he's not, rainbow colored acid trip Santa is bringing him a metric shit ton of coal dust to reward the flaming bag of dog shit that is this man's soul. My second thought: Did Megyn Kelly piss in this guy's coffee that morning ?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Don’t you know Santa Clause [sic] is white? Why are you wearing that?”</i>

Yet another example teachers teaching the test.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, but he should also be inpeached. Packerghazzzziii!!

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Mahousu's avatar

Everyone's overlooking the strangest thing about this incident - why is a high school in New Mexico naming itself <i>Cleveland</i>? Is <i>that</i> what they're aspiring to be like?

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diogenez's avatar

Rio Rancho? I'm not surprised.

They're dumber than tumbleweeds in Rio Rancho.

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PubOption's avatar

Is that red-state red, or red-under-the-bed red, or are they just alcoholics?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Of course he's white! Haven't you ever seen Santa dance?

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The Quirk's avatar

I'll go w/ some form of disease. Rosicruceanism? Is that the word I'm thinking of?

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PubOption's avatar

For anyone with a Pantone deck, I'll open the bidding at 196U.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ima have to sing it: "<i>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...</i>"

OT: Listening to a university chorus sing <i>Sueno con Navidad blanca</i> in shirtsleeve weather in San Jose Costa Rica in December rates as one of my all time ironic Christmas moments.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The father is raising a mixed race family with at least one autistic kid. I’m not sure I would have been so calm in the interview with the reporter.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mostly at weddings. When he does the chicken dance it's like watching cranberry sauce slide out of the can.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

And all hell's gonna break loose if any blahs or messicans or non-whiteys try dressing up as Frosty.

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malsperanza's avatar

That, or rosacea. But "dumbassery" will do too.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know <a href="http:\/\/sadhillnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/obama-kwanzaa-greetings-happy-celebration-maulana-karenga-sad-hill-news.jpg" target="_blank">whose fault</a> this is, right?

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