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The Quirk's avatar

Bow-legged.

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Lot_49's avatar

The classics never go out of style.

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fuflans's avatar

why can't they spell?

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malsperanza's avatar

They autopsied a 6-week fetus? With a microscope?

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PubOption's avatar

If this bill ever gets passed, some of the trials in New Mexico will be more bizarre than anything in the Stalin-era USSR.

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Mahousu's avatar

You'd want to anyway - it's the only way to keep the government from seizing your precious ammo supplies.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Serve her right for wearing that slutty short skirt that meant it wasn't rape in the first place!

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Lot_49's avatar

You wouldn't think the troglodytes who want to keep women in the proper religiously-ordained place in society could be so clever in thinking up torturous legal mechanisms to punish those who stray from their barefoot-and-pregnant-in-the-kitchen vision.

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Lot_49's avatar

"Your Honor, the People ask that this lump of dessicated flesh in a Zip-Loc sandwich bag be admitted into evidence as Exhibit 1."

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schmannity's avatar

New Mexico better tighten its border with Arizona.

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