New More Affordable O'Reilly Event Announced!
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As we said yesterday, O'Reilly's Caribbean Cruise wasn't cancelled because millions of Americans don't love O'Reilly. It was cancelled because O'Reilly's fans aren't rich Hollywood weirdos who can drop $1500 on a week-long fall vacation. Now that there's a more affordable chance to get wet with America's top defender of traditional-values party bus action, we're sure tickets will go fast.— GREG BEATO
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